Wednesday, September 11, 2013

No, Not That!

Mr. S is out f town, again, and he wants to have phone sex.

Out of all the things he picks one thing I am so not good at. Out of all the things! 

You'd think this would be simple. 

It's not that I'm not willing, I'm just not good at talking. I mean how many times can you say that it feels good?

This is probably going to go down in the Guinness World Records for the worst phone sex ever.

15 comments:

  1. I absolutely understand. We don't have phone sex but he will make me "tell him a story" sometimes and I HATE IT! I am so not creative.

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    1. He could still change his mind so I have my hope on that.

      Story telling might be worse. At least this way he can't see how red my face is.

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  2. Misty I feel for you. Maybe you could do a little research and see if you can find some hot and interesting things to say. Maybe you could really "blow" his mind and come up with some really sexy stuff.

    I'm not too good at talking either....but I LOVE LOVE LOVE to hear him talk to me!!!! LOL Good luck and let us know how it goes!!

    Subrina <3

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    1. That's a great idea!

      I absolutely love it when he talks to me too! Maybe he will do all the talking? If only I could be so lucky...

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  3. i'm not good at phone sex either. really, i'm not sure the point of it. i rather be on the phone and told what to touch, rub, etc and let Him hear me moan to an orgasm while either one is telling a fantasy. i can do the fantasy telling easily.

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    1. Oh that would be easy! As long as I don't have to talk.

      Maybe I need to read more romance novels...

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  4. Haha, I think I hold the record for the worst phone sex ever! I feel your pain. I have no words of wisdom but I just wanted to let you know you are not alone.

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    1. Thank you!!!!!! It is nice to know!

      It didn't happen last night, so I dodged a bullet there. Unfortunately, there is tonight, he will also be out of town for part of next week and a couple weeks in Oct. so lots of opportunities.

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  5. Ouch.
    Its...so horrible *shudders*.
    You are so not alone.

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    1. Well, I did it. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be but he did do a lot of the talking so...

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  6. Hmm, I *love* phone sex, but only with a man who has the right tone and voice. It may be because I am so auditory... I can't get off without voice even in person, so maybe that's it... I can orgasm just from someone talking to me and no touching...hmm maybe I love it too much ;-) Have you tried telling him what you want him to do to you, and what you want to do to him? Maybe that sounds basic but that's usually enough for me ;-)

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    1. I really wish I could be so bold to tell him what I want him to do! It is something I'm going to have to work on.

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  7. Maybe we should start a club for the worst phone sex talkers. I'm sure I could make a good running for president, CEO, secretary, board member!

    Good luck!

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    1. lol. I second that motion to start a club.

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  8. I'm also horrible at talking dirty. I'm beginning to wonder if there's a correlation between Doms being good at talking dirty and subs being bad at talking dirty.

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